Hello, and welcome to funny polo shirts! Right now we are in the middle of setting up our shop behind the scenes before we have our official launch!
However, let me tell you about a few of our insignia ideas we’re throwing around before this website becomes a full fledged ecommerce store! So you know, all our polo shirts are going to have a clean look to them and be available in all the major solid colors. They will also come in all sizes, male and female, as well as regular fit and muscular fit (which is slightly tapered).
Without further ado, here are some of our ideas (these are all silhouettes of course)!
1. Stripper on the pole. What better way to scream classy than this insignia on your chest?
2. Superman with visible boner sticking out. This will probably be a favorite for body builders who would purchase the muscular fit.
3. A guy peeing. We can all relate to this!
4. A couple having sex doggy style. That’ll make the guests at the cocktail party do a double take!
5. A threesome Eiffel tower. If you don’t know what that is, look it up NOW!
6. Marijuana Leaf. An obvious classic, but I still haven’t seen it anywhere.
7. The Shocker. Dane Cook may have the rights to this logo. Hmm. Whatever, he sucks anyway.
8. A Keg. Not that great of an idea, but I could see a lot of dumb frat guys buying them. Or maybe make the pledges buy them. We’re in this for the money right!
9. A crackpipe. A great gift for your high school friend none of you talk to anymore! Too much?
10. A giant veiny boner and two balls. This one just brings a smile to my face…I’d wear it all the time.
If you have any other ideas, feel free to message us through our contact page! These are certainly not the types of images you want on newborn baby clothes lol. In the mean time, you can feel free to browse our affiliate’s store…
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